Advice from a Petless Person
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Who wants to read about what I’ve been up to? Noone. There is no dog. There isn’t one coming either. I have to differentiate myself. Bigger house, better boobs, botox and no dog. Pets do weird things to people.
Who wants to read about what I’ve been up to? Noone. There is no dog. There isn’t one coming either. I have to differentiate myself. Bigger house, better boobs, botox and no dog. Pets do weird things to people.
