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The Remains of the Day…Before

Some people would never dream of heating up yesterday’s dinner. Re-warmed pizza? No thanks.
Many of us, however, relish (pun intended) the thought of having a ready-made meal waiting in the fridge, hot and steaming with the press of the microwave button.

The Creature From The Back of the Fridge

The meal was “out of this world.” That’s why it was saved, presumably.

And indeed, it may have been heavenly in its original form, I’m sure; now? Not so much.

A science project, perhaps, a study in microbiology and the tenacity of bacteria. Moul

The Creature From The Back of the Fridge

The meal was “out of this world.” That’s why it was saved, presumably.

And indeed, it may have been heavenly in its original form, I’m sure; now? Not so much.

A science project, perhaps, a study in microbiology and the tenacity of bacteria. Moul

Every Day is Boxing Day

Boxing Day used to be a high point for many of us parents. After a year of buying full-price retail items and perhaps getting some items on sale every so often, this one day of the year promised to relieve us from the financial strain of raising children.

And When Santa Squeezes His Fat White Ass Down That Chimney Tonight…

Tweet…he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse Clark Griswald ~ National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Ho! Ho! Ho! And a bottle of beer. What? You don’t think Santa drinks? You don’t just get…

Christmas Breakfast, check: A Collection of Quick Healthy Recipes.

This the first year we are celebrating Christmas at home. I am overjoyed that we are not traveling.  But terrified of food preparation. Breakfast especially, I don’t want to spend the whole morning chefing up a feast. I want to get to the good…

Mini Holiday Gift Guide

For the little munchkin in your life…or the little kick-boxer in your tummy, here are some of my favorite gift items this season! 1.  IKEA – EKORRE Rocking Moose – $45 2.  Stella McCartney Kids – Jimbo glow in the dark onesie…

The Momma Uniform

Maybe its the chilly weather, or the fact that I feel as though I am perpetually exhausted, but I seem to have traded in my heels and make-up as of late…for soft comfy dreads that I can easily rough-house with baby J in. What does your momma uniform…

The Best Sugar Cookie Recipe

Let me just start by saying that I’m not really a fan of cookies in general…I’m more of a cake girl myself.  But in practicing my baking skill in preparation for baby J’s 1st birthday, I decided sugar cookies were a definite…

Christmas is Coming: Ready or Not

I don’t know what happened but it’s December 20th and I am still searching for my Christmas Spirit and in dire need to utilize the late night shopping hours. I don’t know what’s wrong?!? I have shipped all my parcels so that they…