And The Cows Rejoiced For On This Day A Child Was Born
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On January 25th, many moons ago, a child was born.
10 pounds and whatever-ounces.
The ounces don’t matter.
He was fat.
And a vagina wrecker
On January 25th, many moons ago, a child was born.
10 pounds and whatever-ounces.
The ounces don’t matter.
He was fat.
And a vagina wrecker
