What Really Happens After the Kids Leave for School (Caution: this post may or may not contain the word ‘porn’)
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On a good day, the door closes behind my children at 8:45 am and I am seized by the idea of throwing one of those come-as-you-are parties. Of course it would end promptly at 3 pm, leaving me time to trash the empties before the kids return. Other ideas…
