Is This Too Much Bubble Wrap?

If you say you’re not at least partially panicked and freaky about your kids’ safety, then you’re a pants on fire liar. That, or you’re way more calm, cool and collected than I am.
If you say you’re not at least partially panicked and freaky about your kids’ safety, then you’re a pants on fire liar. That, or you’re way more calm, cool and collected than I am.